I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
there's paper in my vomit.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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