I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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