We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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