After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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