found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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