i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
We are two peas in an std pod
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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