no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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