so explain again why im purple
no
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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