please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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