I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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