I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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