On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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