I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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