the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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