He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
