yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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