even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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