i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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