onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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