Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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