Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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