i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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