Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
