I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
My liver is preforming stress tests.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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