we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
The feeling are messing with the penis
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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