Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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