i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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