Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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