we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
