Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Your cock deserves a montage
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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