chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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