I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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