what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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