i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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