He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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