At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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