You just made me feel so damn special
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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