why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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