question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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