IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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