You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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