i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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