Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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