wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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