i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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