just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Actions speak louder than pants.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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