white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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