I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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