Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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