i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Randomize
