She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
